In 2002, TR Womens emerged onto the Los Angeles denim scene by blowing up the construction of the classic five pocket jean.
Yesterday, our great nation was given the most beautiful, radiant dose of truth since Sarah Palin started? her subscription-based digital channel : Glenn Beck has launched a clothing line for women . I've always been a believer that we should be getting our garments and our demagoguery from the same sources, but if you aren't as convinced as I am that the best designers are pro-intelligent design, let Glenn explain it to you.
Christmas TR Womens, Glenn took a daring, forward-thinking approach to announce his new line for ladies: ?he posted a self-congratulatory rant on Facebook. The whole thing is an amazing exercise in self-righteousness, even by Facebook's standards. Here is a choice passage:
God forbid a designer makes anything cool that would fit [my daughter]! Most American women are shaped like Norma Jean not the 12 year old boy shaped models covering the walls of the 'cool stores'.
Christmas TR Womens As I wiped the quiet and hidden tears away store after store as she was told, 'oh, no, it doesn't come in that size.' I made myself a promise.
I wasn't famous or rich at the time, but I vowed if I ever had a chance I would start a fashion line that was cool, hip, and great quality that would come in sizes that would fit my Marilyn.
Today I make good on that promise. 1791 is proud to announce our new line of women's denim. We begin with denim jacket and jeans.
We begin with denim jackets, then we move on to mansplaining? body shaming issues, then to reclaiming our country's glory. This is what makes American great.
Christmas TR Womens I am sure there are some of you who don't believe in the healing power of Beck's denim. Trust me, these jeans, jackets, and folksy/hipstery libertarian t-shirts are going to be the key to America's coming salvation. The only way to defeat our enemies who abhor American decadence is to purchase a $200 pairs of jeans and a $200 axe to go with them.? Here's? How Glenn Beck's Line of Women's Clothing Will Help Us Defeat ISIS.